TYPES OF PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET
Part One
Hey
guys! Let me just start by saying that I started writing this post somewhere
around Friendship day, and given the fact that I'm a very slow writer, and the
shitload of homework I get every week, I'm pretty sure that it’s going to take
a while by the time I upload it.
Anyway, today I'm going to be talking about the types of people on the internet. Note that by “internet”, I mean any site or
app which uses the internet, including chats. Also note that I do not intend to
insult anyone with this post. I'm only here to talk about the people I've
PERSONALLY observed.
Plus, even if you do feel offended, we don't care,
do we?
We
don't. Now if I've forgotten a particular type of person, do sound off in the
comments below and I shall consider your proposal and even mention you next
time. Also, there is a fair chance that
I'm describing myself in a few of these points, so you ready?
Easily butthurt people
These
are the kind of people who get offended over every little thing. I felt like I
should start with this in order to send a reminder- WARNING- YOU WILL GET
BUTTHURT.
Most of
the time, I'm not even sure if it offends them. They think that it should
offend them as it offends the other members of their easily butthurt gang.
I wonder if there really is a group like this.....
I was
going to even touch up on the Yulin Controversy, but then it grew so large that
it needed its own post. So do check the previous post for that one....
Fangirls (who may even be
boys)
These
are people who are obsessed with a band, a book, a star, a TV show, WHATEVER! I
mean, you don't have to be a CONSULTING DETECTIVE to know that they’re LOKIng
for trouble. They will fight and kill for their favourite STARS, and that's
their FAULT. While watching their favourite shows, they don't feel HUNGER.
GAMES are something they don't understand. If there was a quiz, they’d answer
as swift as an ARROW.
Why are words randomly capita...now I get it.
*Ba dum tuss*
By the
way, will someone explain to me what “Canon and OTP” means? Fangirls tend to
create their own vocabulary. They practically spend more time thinking about
the book than the author himself. I don't understand how anyone could be so
obsessed over a book written so long ago. But then again, there’s the Bible.
*Religiously butthurt people attack*
Fanboys
(who may even be girls)
These
are people I would normally associate with comic book and comic book movies and
their characters. Most of you know, I'm a batman fanboy myself. If there’s one
thing fanboys love doing, it is getting into arguments with other fanboys in
the comments section.
 |
| Fanboy fights in a nutshell |
Handy
fanboy summoning trick-
·
Go
to a popular comics related page
·
Shout
“Superman vs. Goku” in the comments.
·
Run
for your life.
Trust
me; every fanboy worth his salt will start arguing. This is perhaps the
bloodiest battle I've been in. Period. Believe me when I say that I've been in
a lot of battles, here are some examples-
“
Superman
vs. Batman” Marvel vs. DC” “Deadpool vs. Deathstroke” “Batman vs. Goku” (Don't
ask me about that one, even I don't know WTF was I thinking.)
Before
you ask, I think Superman will beat Goku, the Death Battle(s) were perfect.
It was not!
Stupid
Stalkers
Now all
of us must have stalked someone’s Facebook wall at some or the other. Whether
it is a crush, or when you need to buy a gift for someone’s birthday [CC], or
when you're being a suspicious boyfriend or girlfriend checking the background
of your new boy/girl, doesn’t matter. My point is, that the one thing every
stalker must do, is remove evidence. A clumsy stalker is a bad one.
For
examples, here I am, browsing through my wall, when suddenly, I see a post
–“ClumsyStalker30 likes CuteFriend16’s picture dated 3 years ago”. I scroll
down to see 15 more photos like this.
Coincidence? I think not.
The first
thing I would like to do is slap that person upside down, in the face, with a
fish. You can’t expose yourself while stalking. It is basic stalking etiquette.
I'm pretty sure these notifications even came up in CuteFriend16’ wall. Way to
go dude.
So thank
you for reading this post. This was going to very long......
That's what she said.
So I'm
going to be uploading everything in bits and pieces. If you liked my blog
please subscribe and share. Do comment and let me know what you think.
Yours in
Demigodishness,
Unniposeidon.
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